Jacob Hirsohn

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Worked on 81 assignments, created 50, named on 39 bylines for The Corsair.

By (Jacob as editor-in-chief) + 4 others for The Corsair - 4 min read

Corsairs dispatch Santiago Canyon in 4-1 victory

Looking up at the scoreboard with thirty seconds left on the clock you can hear the sighs of relief as the Corsairs have locked in another win into their season. The Corsairs came into this game with a record of four wins, three ties, and two losses. Having their last two games be wins they needed to keep the momentum...

By (Jacob as editor-in-chief) + 2 others for The Corsair - 1 min read

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By (Jacob as editor-in-chief) + 2 others for The Corsair - 3 min read

Chaffey Shuts-out Corsairs 2-0 at home

Serendipity strikes in ways you least expect, and sometimes in ways you truly hate. Such was the case for today’s men’s soccer game against the Chaffey Panthers. With SMC fighting as hard as they possibly could, Chaffey closed out the game 2-0. While ruthlessly defending their goal, a hard foul pit Panther Josue Bustos (F) against Corsair Goalkeeper Paul Makhtin...

By (Jacob as editor-in-chief) + 3 others for The Corsair - 5 min read

Regime Change Leaves SMC looking like the Santa Monica Browns

Changing regimes is a difficult task with any sports team, especially in football. With new coaching changes brings new schemes, expectations and a change of supporting cast around the team. New head coach Bill Laslett has been handed the keys to Corsairs Football and this season has started become the antithesis of last year’s 11-0 run. Starting the season off...

By (Jacob as editor-in-chief) + 2 others for The Corsair - 4 min read

New iPhone Revealed With No Headphone Jack, Students React

Thousands gathered on Wednesday in an auditorium at Bill Graham Civic Auditorium in San Francisco, CA. A video opened the proceedings with James Corden's Carpool Karaoke bit, featuring Apple CEO Tim Cook and Corden cracking jokes about various internet leaks regarding the new iPhone release. For months, rumors have been circulating about the iPhone 7 and what potential new features...

By (Jacob as editor-in-chief) + 2 others for The Corsair - 9 min read

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It's easy to forget when walking around the unassuming streets of Santa Monica what a historic and iconic city it truly is. The city is short on skyscrapers and landmarks, save the pier. But it was the city where Whitey Bulger was finally arrested. The city that has been the subject of countless songs and novels. A great way to...

By (Jacob as editor-in-chief) + 2 others for The Corsair - 2 min read

SMC's Best Dressed

When walking through Santa Monica’s sun soaked campus, there’s no shortage of beach vibes and a relaxed bohemian style, which has become the signature of our school. Although summer has just ended, the warm salty air wafting in from the ocean nearby keeps students wearing light and comfortable clothes better suited for a day at the beach than a calculus...

By (Jacob as editor-in-chief) + 2 others for The Corsair - 7 min read

2k17 review

TITLE: New Features NBA2K17, this year's edition of basketball's most popular video game, is a notably different beast than last year's. When you play your first game, the first thing you'll notice is the difference in detail. Everything from the players and arenas to the game modes have been revamped. Now the players look almost identical to how you would...

By (Jacob as editor-in-chief) + 2 others for The Corsair - 4 min read

Form and Function Intersect at Student Tradecraft

Here at SMC, there is a wide variety of styles that each student possesses. As students, individuality tends to spill out onto our lives and add a certain flair not just to our wardrobe, but to how we function within our education as well. Whether it is pens, bags, laptops, or even binders and notebooks, students always know how to...

By (Jacob as editor-in-chief) + 2 others for The Corsair - 4 min read

Storks, A New Take On The Old Myth

"Storks," the new animated movie from director Nicholas Stoller, opens on Andy Samberg’s character Junior, narrating how storks used to deliver babies but now deliver packages since one stork went "rogue" and stole a baby. We then see him make chit-chat with some co-workers in the locker room of Stork Mountain and, in typical Samberg-style, play macho man while no...