Worked on 443 assignments, created 131, named on 51 bylines for The Montclarion.
By Darian Mozo (Avery as desk editor) + 5 others for The Montclarion - 4 min read
Impostor Syndrome May Be Slowly Destroying You
Impostor syndrome is the feeling of self-doubt and insecurity about yourself. Those who suffer from it constantly question their talents and accomplishments, unable to notice how skilled and talented they truly are. Those who suffer from this feeling tend to consider themselves as "fakers" or, as the name suggests, impostors in an environment full of successful people. They feel forced...
By Hannah Effinger (Avery as desk editor) + 5 others for The Montclarion - 6 min read
I Survived the Great Williams Hall Flood
A little over a week ago, I, along with 78 other residents of Williams Hall, was told to vacate my space before the semester even had a chance to begin. Blindsided by promises that the building would be ready for occupation by Jan. 15, most of us were shocked by this seemingly sudden decision. After receiving the call from Residence...
By Avery Nixon + 4 others for The Montclarion - 6 min read
White Diamond
She wasn’t the most sophisticated or high-class woman, but she smelled like one. In fact, she came from extreme poverty. Poverty forced her family to eat nothing but meals made out of potatoes. Poverty forced her to wear hand-me-downs that were too big for her and made her underwear fall down to her ankles in front of everyone on the...
By Nicholas Vidal (Avery as desk editor) + 5 others for The Montclarion - 5 min read
Satire: The History and Dark Themes Behind ‘The Chipmunks Christmas Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)’
Disclaimer: This piece is purely satirical and should not be considered factual. When it comes to Christmas, we can see that classic songs found on the top of the charts do not compare to "The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late.” Over my years of participating in holiday traditions, I've noticed a trend of an overall sour opinion of this...
By Sofia Acevedo Valencia (Avery as desk editor) + 5 others for The Montclarion - 4 min read
If You Don't Like Makeup, Look Away
Makeup and its usage is a centuries-long debacle that stems from individuals' choice to be liberated, be themselves and show off who they truly are. But every now and then, "woke" hot takes come along whose only goal is to shame others. They put themselves in a vulnerable position that they believe is reserved for them. You cannot relate to...
By Avery Nixon (Avery as desk editor) + 4 others for The Montclarion - 4 min read
EDITORIAL: Why Is Our Academic Calendar Only Based On Christianity?
Montclair State University students rejoice as the semester is coming to an end on Dec. 21. As the semester winds down and finals are being wrapped up for the year, students are preparing to celebrate the holidays at home with their families once classes conclude. Well, some students get to after classes conclude, but some of them have to celebrate...
By Anthony Foster (Avery as desk editor) + 5 others for The Montclarion - 5 min read
Makeup Is A Drug
Makeup is a drug. A drug sold by companies in a 380-billion-dollar industry who have particularly strong interests in things staying just how they are. There is no other product that makes us so self-conscious without it and self-confident with it. How do you know what you look like? A mirror, sure — but how do you know if you’re...
By Sofia Acevedo Valencia (Avery as desk editor) + 5 others for The Montclarion - 4 min read
Age Gap Relationships Are Not The Flex You Think They Are
Billie Eilish's relationship with lead vocalist Jesse Rutherford of The Neighbourhood was a shot heard around the world. The entirety of the band's fanbase, myself included, were witness to the pathetic decline of Rutherford after he split up from long-term girlfriend Devon Lee Carlson, model and co-founder of Wildflower cases. To top it off, The Neighbourhood has gone on an...
By Anthony Foster (Avery as desk editor) + 5 others for The Montclarion - 5 min read
Redistricting Promotes Unfair Elections
On Nov. 8, a fraudulent election was held. Right here in this district, right here where you are sitting now — a total and utter failure of democracy. A clear message from the political elite, your vote does not matter. I don’t mean to suggest evil Marxists or Russians stole the election, but simply that there was no election and...
By Lucia Looz (Avery as desk editor) + 5 others for The Montclarion - 4 min read
Let's Talk About Fatphobia on Campus
Let me give you a picture of my body. I am 4’11" and 230 pounds. I have a large bust, a chubby waist and a big butt. I am clearly a plus-size woman, a big girl, whatever. I have dealt with fatphobia literally since the day I was born. I developed thick skin because people can’t keep their mouths shut....
